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A couple of mortgage brokers walk into a bar and end up getting super liquored up so one of them starts to puke his guts out.

Just after that he gets down on all fours and starts licking it all up.

The other broker says, “what the hell are you doing?”

He replies “its a BUY BACK”!

hahahaha anyone else got a good one?

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